23 7 / 2014

  • 1: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • 2: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • 1: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • 2: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • 1: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • 2: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • 1: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • 2: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • 1: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • 2: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • 1: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • 2: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • 1: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • 2: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • 1: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • 2: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • 1: Wait-
  • 2: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • 1: I didn't-
  • 2: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • 2: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • 2: PEACE

23 7 / 2014

sheisdrawntothefire:

I thought it was important to make sure y’all had access to the actual video of Chris Pratt braiding hair because it’s pretty important. You’re welcome. 

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23 7 / 2014

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22 7 / 2014

realsocialskills:

I wrote a post a while back about how some people are very good at getting away with doing intentionally creepy things by passing themselves off as just ~awkward~.

Recently, I noticed a particular pattern that plays out. While creeps can be any gender, there’s a…

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22 7 / 2014

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22 7 / 2014

baritonepats:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

cc: destinycontroller

baritonepats:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

cc: destinycontroller

21 7 / 2014

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21 7 / 2014

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

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21 7 / 2014

remembertimothy:

sometimes, you just kinda wish you were Frank Underwood

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21 7 / 2014

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

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